Introducing the unbeatable choice in strap-on urinating devices – the Monkey Dong! If you’ve been searching for the highest quality product in the market, your search ends here. Not only does the Monkey Dong boast exceptional craftsmanship, but it also comes at an incredibly affordable price that beats all competition.
Experience the innovation of the Monkey Dong’s silent internal valve, offering you seamless control over urine flow with a simple one-handed squeeze, mimicking the natural experience. No complicated setups or instructions – it’s ready to use straight out of the box. To ensure a convenient and lifelike experience, the package includes heating pads and over 3.5oz of premium imitation urine, setting the industry standard for authenticity.
Comfort and versatility are paramount with the Monkey Dong, which comes equipped with an elastic belt capable of fitting up to a 54″ waist, ensuring a secure and comfortable fit for everyone. Not to mention, you can choose from six lifelike, natural colors, perfectly matching any skin tone.
Say goodbye to compromise and make the best decision for your needs. Choose the Monkey Dong – the ultimate blend of quality, affordability, and functionality. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
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- 1 Monkey Dong unit
- 1 Vial of dehydrated urine
- 4 Heat packs
- 1 Temperature indicator
- 1 Syringe
- Detailed Instructions
Instructions for the Monkey Dong:
- Close the white exterior Safety Valve before filling the bladder to prevent any premature discharge.
- Measure 90-100ml of water using the syringe and pour it into a cup.
- Add the entire vial of dehydrated synthetic urine into the cup with water and stir until fully dissolved.
- Draw the prepared urine into the Syringe.
- Unscrew the cap on the bladder fill port and carefully insert the tip of the Syringe into the Port.
- Inject the contents from the syringe into the bladder.
- Unfasten the Bladder from the Belt by peeling back the Velcro strips.
- Apply one Heat Pad to the side opposite the temperature strip. Reattach the bag to the belt using the Velcro Strips.
- Strap the Belt on, ensuring that the Temperature strip is in contact with your skin.
- Wait until the Temperature Strip reads 96-100 Degrees Fahrenheit. This may take 40-60 minutes, depending on the urine’s initial temperature.
- Open the safety valve before use to enable proper urine flow.
- To deliver the sample, gently squeeze the tip of the dong as needed.